TTC [The Troll Clan] - Printable Version

The Troll Clan [Image: tumblr_l0d90gqsMo1qbylvso1_250.gif]

First, I'd like to say we are based off 4chan. [Rules 1 and 2 don't apply, it's not a raid you fucking newfags]

The history

The seasoned Internet traveler might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion that is so well embodied in 4chan. It is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, white folk who believe in the superiority of everything that is Japanese because 4chan users love anime almost as much as they love dick. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind. Occasionally to stir up some fun, the mods place wordfilters in the boards to completely fuck around with peoples' posts/opinions. When it comes down to it, every board on 4chan is just /b/ with a theme. Everyone talks the same, complains the same, and trolls the same. Except the hentai boards, they're special. There are also a number of text boards, but nobody cares about them.

The boards we lurk

/b/ - WHEN I WAS, http://www.anontalk.com, MODS = FAGS, slowpoke1.jpg, I wanna marry, BAWKSY guis!, THE BEST, shit was SO cash, DESU, hay guise do i look hot, requesting cp, I'm 12 and what is this, I don't even, She EPIN /b/.

The following above, are normal [used on a daily basis] memes.

If you want to lose all moral value and sanity, feel free to frequent /b/. Illnesses and sexual deviations like retardism and coprophilia have been scientifically proven to be symptoms of browsing /b/. They refer to themselves as /b/tards. They are also known for planning attacks on others using the internet, such as scientologists, Australia, and most recently Operation Blue Crayon, a /b/ based attack planning on attack Justin Bieber and facebook.

/r9k/ AKA Robot9000 aka Arcanine - The main hangout of whiny faggots and liberals on 4chan. /r9k/ is the most popular of the trial boards added in early 2008. Supposedly a random board, and has a bot that tries (unsuccessfully) to prevent reposts. Was initially supposed to be /b/ without reposts, which is something of an impossibility, since 99% of /b/ is reposts of reposts of reposts. It quickly degenerated into nothing but whiny relationship threads and pseudo-intellectualism, and is basically /b/ with a pretense of intelligence and no sense of humor.

/vp/ - LOL POKEMANZ. moot created this board on July 14, 2010 due to the large amount of Pokemon General threads on /v/. Overflowing with underage b&, closeted furries, and pokemon porn. BUT DON'T POST HENTAI WITHOUT A SPOILER TAG THIS IS A WORKSAFE BOARD!

The Admins on 4chan.

W. T. Snacks is a loser with a two-beard-second (when erect). He compensates for this fact by banning everyone at the slightest provocation. This makes him cool. Now banned from 4chan itself, after moot decided he was tired of the way Snacks sucked on his pindick. For approximately one post W. T. Snacks was cool when he stated that "furries cause drama" but now his ban will be as long as the Longcat which bears that length. W. T. Snacks is also a son of a bitch who recommends CD's to people and refuses to pay those people back after they buy said CD's. He is now back, albeit as a regular user with no mod powers. He posts with the tripcode W.T. Snacks !TcT.PTG1.2. He can be found idling in #4chan on Rizon, he's a mIRC kiddie.

Moot used to be somewhat cool, or as cool as someone on the internet can be, posting pictures of himself as a guy in Mexico who graduated high school with a degree in Mexican studies and went on to achieve a degree in Niggerology. Later he revealed his true identity at numerous conventions, even showing up with random fags behaving as if they were his bodyguards. It also seems he was under-aged b& when he made 4chan. Likes soup. He has currently defected to the furries after getting butthurt because his donations were UNDER 9,000!!!!!!

MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases "I've never seen so many ingrates" and "You'll receive nothing from me." He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great. Now located here at ED with all you other fuckers as User:Mrs.Pooky!

Allyson - A fat, underage whore that looks like the ugly tree that raped her through childhood, managed to go down on Moot long enough for him to give her Mod status. During all of this she apparently stalked a 4channer from her hometown, making her a slut. She's a filthy camwhore that has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a wapanese faggot.

Underage b&

Before cancer took over 4chan, most users were above the age of eighteen. Thanks mainly due to gore. /b/ used to be a horrifying place and only those with the mental stability to handle the kind of shit posted had the balls to even lurk. Even when less horrifying memes became popular, the overall sense was terrifying. It was a bad idea to leave /b/ on your computer when you went to go take a shit.

Now, however, every post is written by someone around age twelve. These faggots found out about 4ailchan through researching the niggers on Habbo Hotel. Most hang around because /b/ is turning into the new eBaum's World, with funny parodies on real world events, pics of people SHOOPIN DER WHOOPS (SO KAWAII!), and a place to get free pr0n without getting a virus as well.

This problem could be easily fixed if 4chan's mods grew some balls and started overly enforcing the ban hammer, but we all know that will never happen since if it did, there would be no /b/ left.

Sticky, 4chan Posting guide

Sticky is 4chan's latest technology, a mutant inbred offspring of Jews and Clippit that moot worked really, really hard on for at least 100 sleepless days in order to help newfags spout memes more and actually sound like they know what they're talking about to other newfags. While Sticky says he would like to help you with trolling, he probably just wants to help you write a suicide note or rape you. He also doesn't seem to understand that copypasta and trolling is usually intricate work, and trying to do so without any experience will result in cancer like THE BEST and So Cash. Especially when he's flamboyant about his sexuality and weeaboo status. The best thing you can do is disable JavaScript or click "Don't show this tip again," although it likely won't do anything, because it didn't work any better trying to hide Clippit.

The day 4chan died? GET IT? IT'S A PARODY SO GTFO.

Code:
A long, long, time ago,

I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my cat

A cam, photoshop and all that

That, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But December fourteen made me shiver

With every pic that I’d deliver.

Bad news on the front page;

My heart welled up with roid rage.

I can remember it was me

Reading all about this faggotry,

And something touched me deep inside

The day the 4chan died.

So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

"this’ll be the day that we die."

Did moot write the book of love,

And have you lost faith in God above,

If the /b/tards tell you so?

Do you believe in An Hero,

Can 4chan save your mortal soul,

And can you teach me how to die real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with moot

'Cause I heard you callin' in don't shoot

You both kicked services 

Man, I dig those DoSes

I was a lonely, GenX basement buck

With a home built PC and no girl to fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the 4chan died

I was singin'

So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

"this’ll be the day that we die."

Now for four years we’ve been on our own

And moot grows fat in his corporate home,

But that’s not how it used to be.

When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,

Using CP he borrowed from 4chan

And a voice that came from those who see,

Oh, since the FBI was looking down,

Pedobear stole his horny crown.

The hijack was adjourned;

The CP was returned.

And while sick fucks typed with just one hand,

The anon waited in the park,

And we sang memes in the dark

The day the 4chan died.

I was singin'

So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

"this’ll be the day that we die."

Epic debasement in the 4chan casement

The anons lurked in their mother's basement

Eight hours old and failing fast

It landed foul on its ass

The /b/tards tried for a skat-like poop

With the Mootle on the sidelines making soup

Now the Bel-Air tune was sweet perfume

While the /b/tards played a marching tune

We all got up to swim

Oh but we never could get in

'Cause the afros tried to block the pool

The Habbo admin we could fool

Do you recall what Mootle said

The day the 4chan died

We started singing

So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

"this’ll be the day that we die."

TROLL SONG

you've been trolled
you've been trolled
you have probably been told
"don't reply to this guy, he is just getting a rise
out of you," yes its true
you respond and that's his cue
to start trouble on the double
while he strokes his manly stubble.
you've been trolled
you've been trolled
you should probably just fold
when the only winning move is not to play!
and yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying,
you've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!

Users:

EPIC OLD FUCKING FAG LOL HE WISHES TOO: Oak Tree

ALMOST AS OLD FUCKING FAG: Wergy PANDA
ADMIN ZANE LUL

SOME KULER THAN OAK TREE OLDFAG LOL SHE WISHES OLDFAG: Brittany

SOME FUCKING OLD FAG:

SOME NEWFAGS, LOL LETS EAT THEM:

SOME KIND OF FUCKERTY:

CANCER OF THIS WORLD:

To join:

Code:
Name

Years on 4chan

Do you lurk?

How often do you lurk?

Do you think Desu is funny? 

If you said yes to the question above, get the fuck out:

Srs business though

Do you understand that you're a newfag?

Finish the following: We are legion, we do not _____ nor do we ________