06-03-2010, 06:30 PM
so yesterday was move up assembly and we were required to dress up so the bad ass that i am wore shorts and a reg t. later i walked of campus to go to taco bell,and go to the mall.
today was even more epic, so i decide to hop in my friends trunk with a jacket zipped all the way up on the opposite side and a ski hat in the hot Florida weather for about 10mins. when i got out i was covered in enough sweet to fill a jug of water. we went to Aldi but nothing cool happened there. when we got out of Aldi and started driving a dragon fly flew in, it was humongous and me being in the back seat i flipped out along with my friends. so we pulled over and ran out of the car. Just then we saw a ditch and decided to go on an adventure. We found some sticks down there and decided to beat the shit out of each other. then we decided to go to taco bell. when we got in there and had our food this older woman(around 60 ^^) walks in looking a little hippieish. when out of the blue she starts talking to herself and then talking about *******she starts talking to the casher****** "the Japanese terrorist bombed pearl harbor on a Sunday why a Sunday i'll tell you why cause of the money". .then a even older guy crosses her wearing suspenders she exclaims "you like Larry king dead how he feel down the stairs and died". she then proceeds to grab a red bag out of a bigger bag, me and my friends duck a little scared shes going to bring out a gun and screams out "this is my Obama bag look at it". all of a sudden the cashers friend come in and she moves close to him "i once had sex with 2 siblings a boy and a girl". ****casher loling so bad had to have shitt bricks***. she doesn't even acknowledge the casher laughing and then she starts walking out (talking to us) "if someone offers you kids drugs and you don't want just say no".then the casher states "thats what happens to you when you've been doing drugs for 50 years. we then proceed to the mall, my friend goes into Aeropostale and asks a worker "what do you guys use to make it smell so good in here" he realizes hes asked this same girl 2 times before the same question before she tell him "get a life kid". so we start heading home in the car, remembering our friend has a gorilla mask in their car my friend puts it on, and sticks his head out the window and got waves and honks all the way to his home. we even rolled up to some scrubs and he starred them down while they were passing us they saw him and put their heads down. Then gave it to the driver who wore it while playing loud rock music all the way to my house. the end
p.s. scrubs=nurses for fags...., this is a true story i know i'm not the best writer and plan to never become a writer. if you want me to edit grammar be specific on what i should add. please post don't just lurk.
today was even more epic, so i decide to hop in my friends trunk with a jacket zipped all the way up on the opposite side and a ski hat in the hot Florida weather for about 10mins. when i got out i was covered in enough sweet to fill a jug of water. we went to Aldi but nothing cool happened there. when we got out of Aldi and started driving a dragon fly flew in, it was humongous and me being in the back seat i flipped out along with my friends. so we pulled over and ran out of the car. Just then we saw a ditch and decided to go on an adventure. We found some sticks down there and decided to beat the shit out of each other. then we decided to go to taco bell. when we got in there and had our food this older woman(around 60 ^^) walks in looking a little hippieish. when out of the blue she starts talking to herself and then talking about *******she starts talking to the casher****** "the Japanese terrorist bombed pearl harbor on a Sunday why a Sunday i'll tell you why cause of the money". .then a even older guy crosses her wearing suspenders she exclaims "you like Larry king dead how he feel down the stairs and died". she then proceeds to grab a red bag out of a bigger bag, me and my friends duck a little scared shes going to bring out a gun and screams out "this is my Obama bag look at it". all of a sudden the cashers friend come in and she moves close to him "i once had sex with 2 siblings a boy and a girl". ****casher loling so bad had to have shitt bricks***. she doesn't even acknowledge the casher laughing and then she starts walking out (talking to us) "if someone offers you kids drugs and you don't want just say no".then the casher states "thats what happens to you when you've been doing drugs for 50 years. we then proceed to the mall, my friend goes into Aeropostale and asks a worker "what do you guys use to make it smell so good in here" he realizes hes asked this same girl 2 times before the same question before she tell him "get a life kid". so we start heading home in the car, remembering our friend has a gorilla mask in their car my friend puts it on, and sticks his head out the window and got waves and honks all the way to his home. we even rolled up to some scrubs and he starred them down while they were passing us they saw him and put their heads down. Then gave it to the driver who wore it while playing loud rock music all the way to my house. the end
p.s. scrubs=nurses for fags...., this is a true story i know i'm not the best writer and plan to never become a writer. if you want me to edit grammar be specific on what i should add. please post don't just lurk.
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