1. Find 2 girlfriends who live in a completely time zone
2. Break up with Dan
3. Go to India
4. Make love with a blonde who lives in florida, single, has huge boobs, loves asians, has a name that starts with the letter Q, and hopefully has met Brad Pitt.
5. Meet Brad Pitt
6. Learn Kung-Fu
7. Forget Kung-Fu
8. Use the term "Forget to Remember"
10. Skip goal number 9
11. Make sure people really checked if goal number 9 was there
12. Remember that covering your teeth with your tongue is not possible
13. Remember to tell people that once they hear goal number 12, 67% will try it.
13. Remember to tell people you repeated the number 13 in your goals list
14. Get married
15. Get married again
16. Get married the third time, and this time make sure you've met Brad Pitt.
17. Learn Latin
18. Travel around the world... in six days
19. Everytime your hear of MJ's death, moonwalk
20. Write goal number 21 backwards
21. Siht edoced ot gniyrt era elpoep teb i
22. Say that waffles rule when you really don't mean it
23. Lie how Bando is a good coder
24. Laugh on how people really thought I said Bando was a bad coder on #23
25. Tell Bando he's a HORRIBLE coder
26. Remember to remind Bando that I was only joking about the past 3 goals
27. Compliment my mom's dress, but tell her "only if you buy me another cruise ticket to alaska and a llama ride"
28. Eat corn flakes with french fries
29. Play World of Warcraft with chinese people to learn their language
30. Compliment people whos gone this far on my goal list.
31. Wear green everytime I wear orange shoes with purple laces
32. Charge my cell phone
33. Make my bed
34. Learn how to make sushi
35. Eat rice with curry and drink boba to gag it down
36. Never go out with a girl who thinks she's good at basketball
37. Remind people that watching porn isn't a bad thing
38. Make a ball's scratcher machine
39. Tell my dad that he sucks at english
40. Learn the meaning of life
41. Tell Zezima that he can't play for shit anymore
42. Learn the ways of Zezima
43. Wear an Obama shirt everytime it's raining
44. Buy a set of custom Obama nikes
45. Eat cheese
46. Remember that Cheat Death is not a girl
47. +that he's not a lesbian
48. Ask Cheat Death if he's gay instead of lesbian
49. Get more goals
50. Dance when someone says "The way of Chong-hun is not how we act, only if he has forseen the light of the ancient one, now let us eat our rice dumplings."
51. Hate Chinese Food
52. Take the "the" of psychotherapist
53. Slap Obama's ass
54. Pick my nose everytime someone picks the opposite nostril
55. When a person asks, "Who do you think is hot?" Reply, "Gordan Brown"
56. Look stunned when someone asks, "Whose Gordan Brown?"
57. Go to Florida and search for lost treasure
58. Buy 1,000,000 needles on Runescape
59. Pretend flour is marihuana
60. Take flying lessons
61. Buy triple A batteries
62. Find out why it's called a orange and not a tropicle yellow
63. Act like a monkey
64. Call Iamnotme "twin" instead of Kevin
65. Steal Gir's girlfriend
66. Have over 1000 pictures of cabbage
67. Yell "IT'S OVA 9000!" whenever someone says lolwut.
68. Sing "My Milkshake"
69. Sex
70. Pick up food crumbs on the floor and stick it up my ass
71. Go to costco
72. Make 28 more goals
73. Think of another goal
74. Show people that I wrote "Sex" on #69
75. Get pregnant (OH YEA)
76. Watch The Teenage Life of an American Girl every Wednesdays at 9PM
77. Cut the cheese
78. Lick the knife you used to cut the cheese
79. Pay for an Olympic Game on 2012, and when Michael Phelps comes out, yell "DRUGGY!!!"
80. Laugh at the people with short Goal's list
81. Sleep nude
82. Eat nude
83. Swim nude
84. Go to school nude
85. Watch Bruno 69 times
86. Watch 300 with my family, and when Sparticus yells, "THIS IS SPARTA!" Yell it with him
87. Dig a hole and bury my little brother
88. Find out how many of the girls on this server are actually girls
89. Call 911 and start to ask them if they do deliver
90. When at the cashier at Wal Mart, say, "I'll have that to go"
91. Change my name to James
92. Buy 1337 of needles, pots, and beer.
93. Ask Zezima for his password
94. Learn Kantonese
95. Pay with Chinese Money for WoW membership, and claim that you're from American
96. Search for the kingdom of the Crystal Skull
97. Keylog Gir for his porn website passwords
98. Spam any e-mailer asking me to not reply
99. Get 1337 amount of xats
100. Kick a monkey in the nuts
2. Break up with Dan
3. Go to India
4. Make love with a blonde who lives in florida, single, has huge boobs, loves asians, has a name that starts with the letter Q, and hopefully has met Brad Pitt.
5. Meet Brad Pitt
6. Learn Kung-Fu
7. Forget Kung-Fu
8. Use the term "Forget to Remember"
10. Skip goal number 9
11. Make sure people really checked if goal number 9 was there
12. Remember that covering your teeth with your tongue is not possible
13. Remember to tell people that once they hear goal number 12, 67% will try it.
13. Remember to tell people you repeated the number 13 in your goals list
14. Get married
15. Get married again
16. Get married the third time, and this time make sure you've met Brad Pitt.
17. Learn Latin
18. Travel around the world... in six days
19. Everytime your hear of MJ's death, moonwalk
20. Write goal number 21 backwards
21. Siht edoced ot gniyrt era elpoep teb i
22. Say that waffles rule when you really don't mean it
23. Lie how Bando is a good coder
24. Laugh on how people really thought I said Bando was a bad coder on #23
25. Tell Bando he's a HORRIBLE coder
26. Remember to remind Bando that I was only joking about the past 3 goals
27. Compliment my mom's dress, but tell her "only if you buy me another cruise ticket to alaska and a llama ride"
28. Eat corn flakes with french fries
29. Play World of Warcraft with chinese people to learn their language
30. Compliment people whos gone this far on my goal list.
31. Wear green everytime I wear orange shoes with purple laces
32. Charge my cell phone
33. Make my bed
34. Learn how to make sushi
35. Eat rice with curry and drink boba to gag it down
36. Never go out with a girl who thinks she's good at basketball
37. Remind people that watching porn isn't a bad thing
38. Make a ball's scratcher machine
39. Tell my dad that he sucks at english
40. Learn the meaning of life
41. Tell Zezima that he can't play for shit anymore
42. Learn the ways of Zezima
43. Wear an Obama shirt everytime it's raining
44. Buy a set of custom Obama nikes
45. Eat cheese
46. Remember that Cheat Death is not a girl
47. +that he's not a lesbian
48. Ask Cheat Death if he's gay instead of lesbian
49. Get more goals
50. Dance when someone says "The way of Chong-hun is not how we act, only if he has forseen the light of the ancient one, now let us eat our rice dumplings."
51. Hate Chinese Food
52. Take the "the" of psychotherapist
53. Slap Obama's ass
54. Pick my nose everytime someone picks the opposite nostril
55. When a person asks, "Who do you think is hot?" Reply, "Gordan Brown"
56. Look stunned when someone asks, "Whose Gordan Brown?"
57. Go to Florida and search for lost treasure
58. Buy 1,000,000 needles on Runescape
59. Pretend flour is marihuana
60. Take flying lessons
61. Buy triple A batteries
62. Find out why it's called a orange and not a tropicle yellow
63. Act like a monkey
64. Call Iamnotme "twin" instead of Kevin
65. Steal Gir's girlfriend
66. Have over 1000 pictures of cabbage
67. Yell "IT'S OVA 9000!" whenever someone says lolwut.
68. Sing "My Milkshake"
69. Sex
70. Pick up food crumbs on the floor and stick it up my ass
71. Go to costco
72. Make 28 more goals
73. Think of another goal
74. Show people that I wrote "Sex" on #69
75. Get pregnant (OH YEA)
76. Watch The Teenage Life of an American Girl every Wednesdays at 9PM
77. Cut the cheese
78. Lick the knife you used to cut the cheese
79. Pay for an Olympic Game on 2012, and when Michael Phelps comes out, yell "DRUGGY!!!"
80. Laugh at the people with short Goal's list
81. Sleep nude
82. Eat nude
83. Swim nude
84. Go to school nude
85. Watch Bruno 69 times
86. Watch 300 with my family, and when Sparticus yells, "THIS IS SPARTA!" Yell it with him
87. Dig a hole and bury my little brother
88. Find out how many of the girls on this server are actually girls
89. Call 911 and start to ask them if they do deliver
90. When at the cashier at Wal Mart, say, "I'll have that to go"
91. Change my name to James
92. Buy 1337 of needles, pots, and beer.
93. Ask Zezima for his password
94. Learn Kantonese
95. Pay with Chinese Money for WoW membership, and claim that you're from American
96. Search for the kingdom of the Crystal Skull
97. Keylog Gir for his porn website passwords
98. Spam any e-mailer asking me to not reply
99. Get 1337 amount of xats
100. Kick a monkey in the nuts
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